#the only thing that keeps jim running so fast is the idea that the man behinds him wants nothing better to strangle him #and the thing that keeps bones running is the thought that he really really wants to strangle the guy two feet in front of him #this is how they’ve learned to escape day-to-day threats to their life (vulcany)
#WHAT IF THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF LETTING CHEKOV HAVE COFFEE #HE JUST BOUNCES ALL OVER THE BRIDGE #SPOCK MERELY RAISES AN EYEBROW MAKES A MENTAL NOTE TO ADJUST SETTINGS ON THE SHIP’S REPLICATORS SO THAT THEY AUTOMATICALLY DISPENSE DECAF WHEN RECOGNIZING CHEKOV’S VOICE #BUT CHEKOV MAKES PUPPY FACES AT SULU SO THAT SULU ALWAYS ENDS UP ORDERING IT FOR HIM #KIRK THINKS IT’S FUNNY AND JUST WATCHES ON FONDLY #HE LETS CHEKOV BOUNCE ALL AROUND HIS CHAIR AND MAKES REFERENCES TO TIGGER THAT ARE COMPLETELY LOST ON SPOCK #SPOCK IS TOTALLY NOT HAVING ANY MORE CHILDREN WITH KIRK
It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.
#but for real will just blows through all the walls and forts hannibal builds #moves inside hannibal’s spaces with complete rough guileless freedom #and hannibal /lets/ him #hannibal is not unsettled or enraged or insulted by this the way he is with people like tobias or franklin or anyone #that will feels comfortable just being how he is; unrestrained and without ability to respect normal social behaviours #and that hannibal is just as comfortable with this #is really fucking important #esp on a show so aware of characters and their boundaries and how they use space to protect themselves
Les Mis Reblogging: After Dark
Most casual revolution ever
30 days of Lord of the Rings. Day 17→ A scene that makes you cringe.
#ok this scene is supposed to be bittersweet and happy and all but there was NO NEED to sit there and guffaw at each other for half an hour i mean help i’m drowning in cheese. #it’s like frodo wakes up and gandalf’s standing there and frodo’s like ‘gaaandaaaalf?’ and gandalf’s like ‘HO HO HO’ and frodo’s like ‘HEE HEE HEE’ and they continue that for 2 minutes and then merry and pippin come in and jump on poor frodo’s bed i mean isn’t he injured that would kind of hurt but all the meanwhile gandalf’s still there like ‘HO HO HO’ while merry and pippin beat up poor injured frodo and then gimli comes in and i mean look at gimli he just goes insane at the sight of frodo and goes ‘WAY-HAY-HAY HO HO HA ZIPPA-DEE-DOO-DAH’ and throws his hands up in celebration and then legolas comes in and does nothing because he’s an elf and frodo doesn’t seem to remember who he is and gandalf’s still like ‘HO HO HO’ and then aragorn comes in with this creepy/sexy smile that makes him look like he’s about to rape frodo right there and then sam comes in and finally there’s a sane moment but meanwhile your eyes have already started to bleed and you’ve started to wonder if this long journey has messed with their minds or WHAT
I like the nurse in the background of the last panel. The one who’s like, “Do it. DO IT FOR ALL OF US. GROPE HIM.”
Those middle gifs. Dr. Erskine is like “Howard, I did it. He’s hot.” But Howard is mortified. “What have you done, Abraham?!? You made him too hot.”
How is my son supposed to resist this
The name’s Bond. James Bond.
remember that time when tony stark made a boner joke
#TO THE GOD OF MISCHIEF NO LESS #what’s even funnier here #is the fact that in norse mythology #loki was associated with rampant sexuality and boning everything that moved #and sometimes things that didnt #(most trickster figures are in fact associated with lots of sex) #but the point im making here #is that tony stark is implying that loki #god of mischief #can’t get it up #idk it made me laugh my ass off
#When I think of Doomsday #This is the scene that really stands out to me #And when I rewatch Doomsday #This scene always seems like a climax #And now I realise why #It’s the last time they’re happy together #It’s the last time they smile together #It’s the last of their innocence and bliss #And the beginning of the end #Because after this #There are only tears
#how about no